IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE F*CK THIS STOCKING

Inspired by a classic Christmas song but with a sweary alteration, this stocking is perfect for the Grinches, curmudgeons and sweary amongst your friends and family. The stocking is black velvety fabric, with a red plush cuff and a full lining. I embroider a lovely holly wreath and the words 'It's beginning to look a lot like f*ck this' onto the side.

I add a hanging loop to the stocking, so you can display it proudly on your mantlepiece and hope that Santa doesn't just fill it with coal because of your foul mouth.